From the box back: Welcome to the Simpson's way of LIFE. Will you get an education or a cool tattoo? Maybe you'll invent the Flaming Moe, drive the monorail, or raise tomacco. Perhaps you'll join The Stonecutters or catch a three-eyed fish or appear in the next McBain film. Just beware of all-syrup super-Squishees, Quetzlzacatenango peppers, and the exotic wiles of Princess Kashmir. Make your mark on Whacking Day and you might retire to Monty Burn's Manor. Or forget all that and just play this great game.